Coffee AND Sex

Written by Thomas Trumble
Posted in Miscellaneous on July 3rd, 2010

A couple weeks ago I wrote about coffee enhanced with the essence of bacon. Then I found this new blend of coffee that can deliver an enhancement that that is even more compelling than the flavor of bacon. What could that be you ask? Why sex of course.

Yes, Magic Power Coffee is a special blend that awakens both your mind and body. Not only does it taste great, but will also “increase the romance, passion and satisfaction in your love-life” for both men and women. Of course this isn’t just your basic cup of Joe, it’s a “combination of natural herbs, vitamins and minerals” including goji berry, American ginseng and of course “horny goat weed.”